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Do you know James Bond 006, the one who
defeated Dr.

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God and his Amazons in previous
adventures such as you were able to

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savor them in James Bond 006 number 1,
edited by the famous Prestige

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Collection, of which you are, I'm sure,
a charming amateur.

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James Bond, the man who bends faster
than his shadow, the inventor of the

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automatic and adjustable distance.

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The episode of his tumultuous existence,
which I will tell you about, takes place

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in June 1986, when he was working with
O.S. Sex 69 for the account of Linda

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Lovelest, former porn star, who became
special agent of President Reagan.

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They were like two brothers, O.S. Sex 69
and James Bond, united like the fingers

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of the hand, or more precisely, in the
two holes of the Soviet spies.

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Ugh.

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But after beating up all the women of
James Bond, the infamous O.S. Sex 69

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became a transfuge and was put to sodomy
for the KGB under the false identity of

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Tchernikov. In other words, we had him
in the ass. Especially since we had

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believed that he had completely
disappeared by wanting to get into the

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vagina of one of our particularly
gluttonous spies.

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Comrade Olga, call Comrade Chernikov.

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Yes, Comrade Chief.

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Hello, Comrade Chernikov.

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This is Comrade...

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Bastofsky. Ah, hello, Kamarachev.

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Come at once, Kamarachev.

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I have a mission of the highest
importance to you.

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It's a song!

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That's what I do.

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I'm coming, eh, as soon as I've concluded.

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Comrade Olga, call Comrade Aldorf.

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Yes, Comrade Chief.

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Comrade Waldorf.

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Hello, Comrade Chef.

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Come to my dacha right now, Chef.

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But I'm on leave.

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Comrade, I don't want to know.

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The people are in trouble.

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Very well, I'm coming, Chef.

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I'm sorry.

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Good morning, Comrade Bolga.

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Good morning, Comrade Chernykov. Is the
Chief Comrade here?

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You have to wait, Comrade.

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He was on the phone with the Comrades
Presidents. That's very good.

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We can take care of everything.

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Last time, I waited two hours.

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Come on, come on, comrade Chernobyl.

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We don't have time.

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Come on, comrade.

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Comrade, you have room.

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Really?

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You want to share with my friends?

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The habit that O.S. had taken with James
Bond to share their conquests did not

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leave him for that.

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Become Chernikov, he ensured the
complicity of Aldor to kiss with

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elegance all the female staff of the
KGB.

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Hello, boss.

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I'm going to the helicopter.

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I'm going to the north.

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There's no other way.

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You go straight to my office.

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Now, boss?

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Right now!

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Come on, boss.

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Come on, boss.

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I'm going to go to the gas station.

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You put away my vulgar umbrella.

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Be careful.

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Thank you for the boss.

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Comrade Jeff.

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Comrades, I have two missions of the
utmost importance for you.

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Comrade Tarkov, you go to the Persic
Gulf with Agent

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Banarowicz. Comrade Olga will give you
instructions.

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Come on, Comrade Jeff.

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Comrade Daldorf, Agent 006 is on
vacation in Normandy.

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With a charm command, you will
neutralize him!

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Execution!

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The mission entrusted to Tchernikov was
not simple.

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He had to approach Amourel Sodo, Emir of
Sodomy, in the Turkish Empire, who, when

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they banded, in order to obtain that his
oil no longer flowed for the account of

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the beautiful American spy, whom he had
fallen deeply in love with, but for the

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Soviet Union, which, although in the
midst of a presidential erection, no

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longer made anything flow from its dried
wells.

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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Stop. Stop. Stop.

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During this time, James Bond sat in his
Normandy residence with a call girl who

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had learned the art of the pipe from
Madame Saint-Claude.

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Yes.

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Hmm.

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In the plane that led him into sodomy,
Tchernikov could not help but have a

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look for the charming passenger who,
sent into the air at the same time as

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he, as the plane took off, was in
reality one of the most formidable

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espionages of Amour El Sodo.

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It was on a very beautiful sunny
afternoon that Tchernikov landed in the

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Persian Gulf to embark on the exact
mission that the KGB had entrusted to

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him.

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Oh.

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His power of seduction did not fail to
operate immediately and he was very

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quickly surrounded by a nest of dream
creatures who had only one concern from

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this precise moment than to throw
themselves at his feet to make him take

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it.

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Always in his life, James Bond, as his
name suggests, was always Bond, and his

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erected sex resembled a hot dog between
the lips of the call girl.

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Saying that it was difficult for
Chernikov to be led on the sumptuous

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yacht of Amour El Sodo would be
exaggerated because the irresistible

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creatures did not resist him.

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The resistance to defeat the guards
charged with the protection of Amour El

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Sodo was quickly reduced to nothing by a
few drops of mortal sperm.

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bye bye

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Amour El Sodo, as his name indicates,
was a

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fervent fan of the magic handkerchief.

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decidedly irresistibly attracted by the
sharing of a woman between two men could

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not prevent the creature pumping
feverishly love and soda the two girls

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finding themselves alone tried to
console themselves by caressing each

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other but having no habit of this
practice they did not achieve much

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Oh my god.

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While Tchernikov was progressing as
quickly between the asses of dream

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creatures as in the investigation that
had been entrusted to him, James Bond

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006 was looking for inspiration in the
aspiration that his sex was savoring.

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Such a formidable weapon needed to be
sharpened, polished, and shine like the

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blade of a sword.

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But let's go back to Haldor, the other
KGB agent in charge of going to

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neutralize James Bond.

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To his natural whims, he had preferred
not to attack the famous secret spy

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alone and to ensure the complicity of
Dr.

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God and his Amazons.

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Dr. God, creature with rebounding forms,
set out on a mission accompanied by his

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brightest fighters who, although of
lesbian origin, had recently opted for

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bisexual nationality.

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The battalion thus formed approached the
residence of James Bond in order to

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obtain its definitive destruction by
total sexual exhaustion.

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Totally devoted to the KGB, Tchernikov
doubled his efforts to get from Sodo to

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Sodo, his Megomor in the corner of the
lip, to the goal of his mission.

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Which later led to his admirers, in his
most dangerous missions, Tchernikov was

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the man of Sodo-Mego-Mor.

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Sodo-Mego-Mor, for those who have not
yet understood the tactic of Tchernikov,

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borrowed from the ancient history of
espionage.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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You make me hot.

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So hot. And I'm not.

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You make me move.

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Just in.

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Tchernikov had almost reached the goal
of his mission.

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He did not doubt that at the other end
of the world, James Bond, his former

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accomplice, was about to undergo the
most formidable test of his already long

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career. He continued to have a good time
with the daughters of Amour El Sodo.

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The latter, by the way, was delighted to
have found in Tchernikov such a perfect

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sexual accomplice and had indeed given
him all his trust and his favors.

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The war strategy of the Amazons of Dr.
God and Daldorf was clear and the attack

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became imminent.

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Tchernikov, during this time, continued
to party joyfully with the two daughters

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of Amour El Sodo.

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The strategy of Dr.

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God consisted of approaching without
noise as close as possible to James Bond

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in order to create a surprise effect.

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Under the formidable influence of
Tchernikov, Amour El Sodo became totally

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lubricated and delivered himself to two
guilty incestuous practices, joining

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Tchernikov and his two daughters for a
joyful party at four.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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the assault was given and all the women
were laughing like a lone man on the

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poor James Bond whose perfectly sharp
weapon allowed him to kiss and sodomize

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all these beautiful fighters.

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What Dr.

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Gode had not foreseen, and Aldorf a
fortiori, is that sex has no uniform, no

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borders, and very quickly there was
confusion.

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Then the cordial entendre, between sexes
mingled, in the sole search, not of

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tears, but of absolute pleasure.

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They forested the wolf New legs will
shine

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They tried to make you

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tall When your flow was

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too bright You learned from the

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top

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Assembly going down again.

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Following an old pen.

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There's a lot to be.

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There's pen and writing.

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Sure as pen and reading.

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That's what I discovered when I
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Philae. I

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wrote

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down notes from a tortured mind.

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I never could see a connection between
the hammer and the nail

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Let's go.

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I love

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you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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He meets the naked actress who was born
with me.

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She moves up to Eli and says, Eli,
please.

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Eli, please.

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Eli, please.

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Ooh, your smile.

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You know, it heals me for a while.

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It opens me up real wide so I can sleep
for miles.

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Because my valuable time sometimes
attacks me.

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But now you are here with a smile that
helps me.

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Tchernikov quickly completed his mission
with Amour El Sodo, borrowed his

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sailboat, then the jet made available by
the KGB to join Halldorf and his Amazons

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in order to help them destroy James
Bond.

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But what a lack of psychology on the
part of the KGB!

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It was quickly forgotten that Tchernikov
had been James Bond's friend for many

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years when he worked with him under his
true identity, OS-69.

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So, socialist friends, rather than
kidnapping me, wouldn't you prefer to

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taste the pleasures of the West? My
government will be more pleased than to

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give you political asylum!

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When the two former accomplices met
again, friendship grew stronger.

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that ideology and both reconciled,
finding their common taste for beautiful

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women and all the pleasures they had so
well shared.

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Shamsband and Tchernikov brought back to
Dr. Gode the love of the male sex and

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the taste of the sperm which they
donated with extreme generosity.

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Perfection.

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Cordelia, it's a shame.

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Our agent comrades have gone to the
West.

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They prefer Coca-Cola to our dear vodka.